Meet the Engineers

Full version of Engie's speech from Meet the Engineer:

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer;
that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop sum big mean motherhubber from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: Use a Gun.
And if that don't work: Use more gun.
Like this heavy-calibered tripod mounted little ol' number designed by me.
Built by me, and you best hope, not pointed at you."

That's exactly what the Engie on the right said, while the other Engie on the Guitar played on the song.

Taken at the TF2 Gathering at SacAnime 2010.

Credits:
Female Engie:
Gutiar Engie:

Red Engineer and TF2 is owned by Valve.